Many Foamy Returns

I have now officially given up on trying to solicit comments, just so you know.

It’s almost the weekend, so I thought I would churn out a quick post to get things started in a grand fashion. Actually it won’t be very grand at all, rather plain actually. Well, here it is nonetheless. About a year ago I wrote briefly about foamy soap. Today I feel the need to expound on the subject.

I love foamy soap. Many of you know this because I’ve told you in person. You know the stuff. You push the dispenser and instead of a slippery gooey gel, you get a handful of fragrant foam with which to wash your hands. It is a wonderful invention. Here’s what I wrote about it last year:

Have I mentioned how much I love the foaming hand soap? That stuff is super awesome cool. It makes me giggle every time I use it. I have no idea why it makes me so happy, but it does.

Some people didn’t take me seriously. Sure they believe that I like the stuff, but apparently the giggling part was implausible. It’s true.

For a long time the stuff just made me smile. The more I used it, though, the more I enjoyed it. Now every time I squirt a bit of the frothy lather into my hand, I giggle. This is especially true in public restrooms.

I’ve noticed more public restrooms using foamy soap lately. My favorites are those I don’t suspect. I reach for the dispenser and come back with a handful of suds and a giggly grin.

You might think that this habit would elicit a curious reaction from onlookers. I do tend to get an occasional odd glance at Highway Rest Areas. Truck drivers don’t react well to guys who giggle in the restroom. I’m not exactly sure why.

It seems odd that something so simple can change my mood, but it really does. Foamy soap can make a bad day a little better.

It’s even made visits to the hospital easier to bear. Now, in every room, they have little dispensers of foamy hand sanitizer! How awesome is that?!?

“Uncle Tim is dying. That’s terrible. Look! Foamy Sanitizer! Hee hee!”

So, I salute the inventor of the foamy soap dispenser. And I salute the foamy sanitizer inventor. You have brought clean little ray of sunshine into this dark, dingy world.