This Obituary was in Sunday's Times Daily (Florence's newspaper). Seriously. I bet his middle name was Aaron.

Elvis A. Presley
Russellville

Elvis Aaron Presley, 48, died Friday, June 17, 2005. Visitation will be 6-9 p.m. today at Spry Memorial Chapel, Russellville. The funeral will be at 2 p.m. Sunday at the funeral home chapel, with burial in Knights of Pythias Cemetery, Russellville."

My grandmother is supposed to go to rehab today. She's still doing well (considering she's 89 years & 11 months old and is a free-bleeder and broke her hip Wednesday and had hip replacement surgery Thursday). Thanks for the prayers. In case you like to name names in prayers, her name is Onetta (pronounced Oh-knee-tuh) Erwin.